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Month: January 2005

  • (mostly) b3ta

    China trains its soldiers with CS, accuses US of using “aim-bots”. Mobile phones for pets.

  • b3ta

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Porn, do I need any explanation. Gets weird in parts, but I guess the concept was already pretty weird. Woman tears off ex-lovers testicle, hilarity. Drink alcohol from a squirrel. Straight Outta Compton, done Idol style.

  • Movie Review – Blade Trinity

    Somewhere along the line we really stopped pretending these movies were anything other than MTV special’s and just started playing some kick-ass music, showing some kick-ass special effects, with some ass-kicking characters with kick-ass one liners, and that is exactly what Blade Trinity delivers. The action scenes, while they rage, are exhilirating and handled with…

  • Movie Review – The Incredibles

    “The Incredibles”, the latest all singing all dancing 3d animation from Pixar. I have always had a love hate relationship with Pixar. On the one hand, Toy Story was revolutionary, it pushed boundaries and it was one big step in making people take the computer revolution seriously. The graphics were extremely impressive, the voices were…